"Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous"
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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The thing people miss is that Woogie was trying to sabotage the night for him.
I last too long for most normally. I've even faked orgasms. I wish i was orgasmic as these MFs
It means you have trust issues and jump into bed with people too soon. That makes it a stressful situation where you can't let go and focus on feeling good.
Oooooooor they're making it up.
Oooorrr they're on medication that affects it like some SSRIs or opiates.
Ooooor porn addiction
Oooorrrrr individuals are individual.
Oooorrr another reason.
Can we please not bring needless self censorship here? It's bad enough on reddit.
Chances are this was done before it reached lemmy, because other platforms (notably Facebook) will give you trouble otherwise.
We should still point it out to not give other users the idea that it would be required.
Will no one think of the aDVerTiSeRS?