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[–] karashta@lemm.ee 137 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The elitist that doesn't know Ovid was Roman, not Greek.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 14 points 2 days ago

I had to quickly check the wikipedia because I thought I misremembered it.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago

Using the term 'elitism' when describing yourself is such a huge fucking red flag

[–] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

"God, modernist literary fiction is so plebian." - anon probably.

Next he'll ask for "ulysses" and get mad when pointed to James Joyce instead of Homer.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Plot twist: he was actually looking for 177013.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

That was my first thought, I'm too far gone

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I thought that was the joke too

[–] philipp_@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 2 days ago

Fake: Ovid was Roman

Gay: Ovid

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 days ago

A person who is new to the job and stressed out warrants the creation of a god complex? How bizarre. I feel like you’ve stumbled upon a uniquely misanthropic thought pattern.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago

The Kafka story is the singular (sis) and Ovids is the plural (ses). Wikipedia disambiguate does not list them on the same pages, which is confusing.

[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

This post ironically reads like a Kafka story

[–] don@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago

You can tell things are all right when anon keeps making shit up. “World keeps turning, sun keeps burning, anon keeps yearning.”

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The OP in this screenshot feels superior because they are reading classical literature, which they believe is Greek but is actually Latin, and talking to an awkward bookstore employee on their first day who got flustered because they forgot that Ovid's metamorphoses was also a thing and were probably initially quite proud of themselves for instantly guessing "Kafka" when someone mentioned a book called metamorphoses.

Or maybe anon is just rage baiting ancient Greek/latin nerds.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg 11 points 2 days ago

Elite?

looks up from OV Epic of Gilgamesh stone tablets

This shit right here was written before the word „elite“ even existed

smh