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[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The logo and "join our Discord" text are more than half cut off for me. Is that the original cropping, or is it a client (Jerboa) issue?

[–] reimufumo@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kayday@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cropped memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of memetics and linguistics most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also the high contrast color pallette, which is deftly woven into the message. Lemmy users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike cropped memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in longing for the bottom half of the text, "Join our Discord". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the meme's genius wit unfolds itself on their smartphone screens. What fools..

[–] pkill@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

tips fedora

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Opinion: When you are trying to build a community it is more important to use whatever platform your users can be found on than to be a purist.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

but discord is simply less accessible than any other option. I can't even login without identifying 25 bicycles lmao

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That’s just not true. I’m no discord fan but less accessible? They have an app for the mobile platforms as well as pc/mac, and browser-based support as well.

But oh no, they have a captcha!!! So much less accessible!!! The fuck you talking about

[–] ricdeh@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Logging into a non-indexible proprietary service just to be able to read the documentation definitely does not contribute to accessibility.

[–] maxprime@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And often the documentation is nowhere to be seen.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Nonsense! All you have to do is individually search each channel on the discord server and you just might find a brief thread discussing your issue 6 months ago, and then you just have to scroll for three minutes to find the comment with the resolution

/s

[–] Kacarott@feddit.de 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but where is this random assumption that the documentation is on discord coming from?? It is extremely common for projects/organisations to have some kind of community discord, but I have never seen one that used it as their main documentation host. The discord are almost always just community hubs to chat with other community members.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think the term documentation can and should include bug reports, community questions and answers, and project examples and guides that are often only shared in Discord servers in recent years.

Most of these servers would be better off as discussion forums, but spam and ancient software have really hurt them. Young web devs need to start giving a shit about open web again. Time to make something better than phpbb, wordpress, and discord.

[–] Kacarott@feddit.de 0 points 4 months ago

Then I must be missing a lot of projects, because I don't know of any which use discord for any of these things, besides questions and answers. And even then, only for informal stuff. Anything more serious goes on GitHub (or alternatives) or forums.

[–] helios@social.ggbox.fr 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Putting everything on discord makes information unsearchable via search engines, which is objectivily not great. This recent habit is contributing to killing the web.

On a more subjective note, I just don't like it. On the top of my head : Confusing interface, wont' shut up about nitro, requires a phone number.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 0 points 4 months ago

Well, i can't be there because the only provider doesn't accept my (mandatory) phone number.

[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] msage@programming.dev 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

while yes, there are many BETTER alternatives already disponible

[–] PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then it sounds like all that's left to do is get 150 million people to use them.

[–] msage@programming.dev 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then don't brag about being 100% FOSS supporter...

Also 150M people may use it, 8 billion people can't index it or do an advanced search, so fuck them.

[–] Kacarott@feddit.de 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

then don't brag about being 100% FOSS supporter

You are literally doing exactly what the meme was about lol. A discord alternative may simply not be a viable alternative for their needs, if no one is using it.

[–] msage@programming.dev 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

First of all, public forums are a thing, they work flawlessly and provide information to people without needing to sign in, which is my top issue with Discord. And why I actually want FOSS.

Among other things, some I already mentioned, Discord isn't even all that big, you can say Facebook has 3 bil users, let's all go there.

But the meme is about people who can't escape, avoiding Discord is not only possible, but specifically for support advisable, and I would argue that it's not even that hard.

I personally have used Discord about three times before I just selfhosted Jitsi. Never understood why people want to use it so much. For chat I use Matrix since 2018.

[–] Kacarott@feddit.de 0 points 4 months ago

Public forums serve a different purpose to a live chat. Actually what I'm seeing a lot in the comments is people making assumptions about what the purpose of the discord server is, and from those assumptions then conclude that it would be easy to use something else. Some assume that they use it for documentation (???), some assume it's for technical support. But usually what I see, is that these kinds of servers are just an attempt to build a community. And for building a community in the tech space, discord has by far the biggest user base for a chat solution (unless you really think there are more target audience using Facebook messenger, than discord?)

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Congratulations. You have successfully repeated the joke.