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Man, that’s beyond kissing Musk’s ring and is sucking his fingers, too.
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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In my state, it's not a matter of opinion. It's a lemon.
https://wisconsindot.gov/Pages/dmv/cons-protect/lemon-law/lemonlaw.aspx
- One of the following happened during the vehicle’s first year and before the warranty expired:
** The dealer failed 4 times to fix the same nonconformity
** The vehicle was unable to be operated (“out of service”) for 30 days or more due to defects
If it hasn't hit that 30 day window yet, it will soon.
Pitiful amounts of cope.
"Early Adopter" of a 150 technology. Hummmm
"Early adopter" and "will never use anything else".
Is this satire?
"The brand new car I bought has been out of commission for roughly 25% of the time Ive owned it. Is it a bad car?"
"All the people telling me this car is bad are wrong because it's the best car in the world, but my question still stands. Is it a bad car?"
"Reinforce my world view and support my decision to pay 120k for a truck that will not drive. If you don't you're speaking from an emotional place and facts don't care about feelings."
Any other brand and car people would laugh them out of every single forum. "You spent six figures for your vehicle in October, it has been serviced multiple times, for weeks, and you say you'll continue to only drive BMWs??"
The cult-like behavior of right-wing extremists is insane...
If I had a dollar for every time a BMW leaked oil all over the parking lot at work...
Like arguing with a maga supporter. If they had a brain, they wouldn't be maga.
You really don't think this guy is a Trumper?
Your comment makes no sense. Every manufacturer produces some lemons. If it’s bad 25% of the time, it could just be a lemon.
That being said, Tesla does not make good products and the “lemon” rate for their trucks seem to be unusually high
Is it really a lemon if thats just the natural state?
Yes. Tesla is just a lemon tree
TBF. My neighbour bought an I.D.4 in summer 2021 and I never even saw it as he constantly has an I.D.3 as a loaner from the dealer. After a year of constant repairs he cancelled the purchase and got a new Skoda Octavia estate (ice) as he needed something bigger for his three kids. In 2023 he got a Tesla model 3, as the financing was pretty amazing.
The ID4 had so many early errors that it was absolutely dogshit, but now most of the kinks has been worked out and it's a decent car.
The cybertruck can probably become a decent (if insanely stupid car) once they work out the kinks. Tesla is still a brand with leprosy though
Having never owned a one i can't say this with first-hand experience, but aren't the issues with the cybertruck more to do with core design fuck ups.
To the point they wouldn't really be considered "kinks" as much as critical design and safety flaws ?
Thats a fair point. It seems to be badly designed, engineeres and made, all at the same time.
My point was that it's not uncommon for some of these electric cars that were rushed to be pretty bad. (Not because they are electric, but the rush to get models to the market.) The Toyota Bz4x was recalled (and sales stopped) because the wheels fell of.
If they stopped production of bz4x because they couldn't fix it, why would you think Tesla well fix this dumpster? Not to mention all the flaws with the company itself.
Vw cars having errors and poor design comes with the brand.
Tesla always takes care of their customers
That's why they don't allow third party repairs and refuse to share maintenance data with insurance companies, right? To take care of the customer? Certainly not to swindle the customer with fake maintenance data
disables autopilot moments before crash in order to blame the driver nothing personell kid
Man buys lemon from lemon store.
"Did I buy a lemon?"
Facist clown is a lemon bitch you got played reliable vehicles don't break multiple times in almost succession. Hopefully next time it locks you inside and your be a rotten lemon.
"Oops all lemons"
Died again? You think the. 2nd time you would evaluate you got a piece of junk
A reliable inexpensive reasonably sized electric vehicle
Nope! That's normal, expected behavior.
Cyber trucks are single use cars
no. its the haters who are wrong.
He should have known that that dumpster isn't a real truck. Or car. It's the half-baked vanity project by a narcissistic loser who hasn't figured out yet that all the money in the world can't make you cool.
Tesla: "Kwolity"
What’s funny is that these dick-heads do this to themselves willingly and are self-identifying.
they should actually just count the cash as a loss and be grateful they're still alive and weren't locked inside to burn to death.
If you’re going to keep buying Teslas then what are you bitching about? Go play with your lemon.
It's copelicated
Tesla, at the insistence of Elon, made a terrible product.
It's hard to admit you were duped into spending $100,000 on a piece of crap. Some owners realized it when they took delivery, others will take much longer, but all will eventually come to the realization, whether they admit it to anyone else, or not.
“It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” - Mark Twain
One of my wife’s friends from college is a rabid Tesla fan from before Elon showed his colors. We saw him just as the cybertruck was rolling out. He was lamenting that he did not have his yet. Then all the problems started arising, he kept insisting it was Tesla haters making it all up.
AFAIK his ct has been in the shop more than his driveway. He still insists it is a quality product.
The worst blind is the one who doesn’t want to see.
Sometimes you just need to be told that you bought an over-hyped shitbox from a manufacturer with a known history of quality control issues. You didn't get a lemon, dude. That dumb fucking thing is functioning exactly as expected.
doesn't matter if a statement is "emotional" or not. numbers are numbers and facts are facts
fuck fascla and fuck everyone who bought one in the last 2 years
What is a “vehicle specially ice”?
ICE = internal combustion engine
Sounds like his is a pretty reliable one as they go
Can't run over pedestrians the driver can't see if they can't drive it... Sounds like the best feature Tesla put on this monstrosity to me
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Reality as a team sport.
Well if it's really the best car in the world, it's not a lemon. But we both know it's not even close to the best car in the world.