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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My rowing machine

In its box

In the basement

For the last year and a half

[–] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you are not physically active in other ways I encourage you to fetch it from the basement and set it up this weekend

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thank you. My partner and myself have not at all been active for a while due to medical issues. There is no raisin we couldn’t use a rowing machine now, though. We need to.. be people.

[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Easier said than done, and I'm in the process of doing it right now as well, but you gotta get used to breaking the constant cycle of "I gotta do it" and replace it with "I will do it now".

Doesn't work every time, doesn't work every day, but every time is a large success that makes my day better and my head a nicer place.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 21 points 6 days ago

The ceiling fans in my garage call to me on occasion. Usually that occasion is "sitting in a warm room with no air flow."

It's been about 6 years now.

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Oh man, this one is a direct hit.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I have two raspberry pi’s just sitting in their boxes. It’s been two years 🤦‍♂️

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I feel ya. Two still in their boxes JetKVMs and a new Pi 500 is just the start for me. Soooo much stuff, so much money, and hundreds of hours of research into all of them.

[–] zenforyen 8 points 6 days ago

At some point I had three, and thought of buying newer more powerful models or the small versions for tinker projects I will never do.

Eventually sold and gave away the unused ones, the only one I have ever actively used is effectively just my music system (hard drive with music collection and my Hifi speakers attached via HifiBerry DAC).

What's worse, in the last 2 years I bought 3 hardware synthesizers and learned a shitton about sound design. Still haven't created a single track or interesting patch with any of them.

Right now I am writing a short story, because I had a cool concept idea. Maybe I will complete at least one hobby thing for once? Oh my dear ADHD brain, you do really have a will and life of your own.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I'm pretty sure this is the intended use case for them, though.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Are you me??

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

I just tell myself that I should be happy that I can afford to buy the thing in the first place. There have been times in my life when I couldn't, and it's definitely better than that.

[–] fondue@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Honestly I really enjoy doing this. Have done it constantly for decades hah.

You end up having a graveyard of fascinating things that you can rediscover, and repeat the same cycle on. My small dwelling is full of surprises and discovery. Same shit I have been staring at for years. It's great.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago

Fuck.

Ouch, man. Why you gotta attack me like that?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

Urge or compulsion?

Bcs the process is a drag, takes hours & a bunch of irrelevant decisions.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago

Thank you for the reminder. Pretty sure I have two random gadgets sitting around on month 3 or 4 somewhere, so now I have a great activity for the weekend, or not, we will see.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago

I have everything I need to build an enclosure for my cheap-ass laser. I have things I want to do with the laser when I can use it without smoking up the house. I have not started on it yet.

I have everything I need to make the rc planes I have been designing. Its all sitting on a shelf waiting for me to do my thing.

One of the things has been waiting for me to do my thing since before I moved.

I'll get to it.

Eventually.

Maybe.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago

Ah. Not just me then. Good to know.

[–] prowe45@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

My Retroid Pocket Flip 2 arrives on Monday. Soon I'll have more consoles than ever before I can emulate but probably won't.

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 129 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The ADHD cope to research a thing for tens of hours across weeks or even months, agonizing over the purchase of the thing (especially if multiple options are available) before ultimately deciding that it isn't worth the relatively minuscule cost.

[–] deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago

I have a problem where everything that I want to buy has been discontinued years ago, so my days of research end up being all for naught by the time I'm ready to pull the trigger. I really need to start reading the publish dates on web pages...

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

I’m so glad I’m not the only one. The stereotype of impulse buying is overshadowed by the compulsive need to absolutely make sure the dopamine high off the product is worth the money spent.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Multiple options will one day be my demise.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

Why do we do this, and then sometimes buy crap on impulse and then regret such low quality products without any research? I hate that trait of mine. There's no in-between.

[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

He missed a step before and some after:

Do everything humanly possible with the thing, learn exactly how it works, become subject matter expert, then put it somewhere.

Have someone randomly ask about the thing, knowledge dump, excited to show the person the thing, forget where you put it.

Be at home a few weeks later, find the thing, be sad you couldn't find it earlier, put it in a new pile, for sure you'll remember where it is this time!

[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I see this guy also bought a Flipper Zero

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I used mine to get into my office building until someone got suspicious.

[–] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's pretty easy to scan and emulate NFC keycards and such on the flipper. I'm guessing that's what they did. I've been meaning to try it out with mine.

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I scanned and copied my RFID keycard.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me too thanks. I can read my cat's microchip now, which is cool, I guess.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

It actually came in handy for that since we got a dog with a chip but not the paperwork, and were able to register her with the service.

Gotta figure out how to make it work with my garage doors next

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago

I mean, you can take it out of the shipping box but it stacks pretty good with the others if you don't.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My entire foray into home automation.

There's a box full of AliExpress zigbee sensors of all sorts in my office.

Someday...

[–] GTG3000@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

Literally me. I should get to setting this stuff up, probably.

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If that’s ADHD, then capitalism is ADHD for the masses

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Capitalism does prioritize engagement and spending by exploiting short-term dopamine rushes, so in a way kinda-sorta yes?

ADHD as a clinical diagnosis though is the chronic inability for the brain to absorb/retain dopamine; a neurological or chemical issue that isn’t “caused” by behavior. Severe enough and you get to the point where you desperately want to play a video game or watch a show but can’t even press the start button 🥲

[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

I want to do soooooo many things and almost always end up doing nothing at all 😭 (being medicated helps with that, luckily)

[–] Schorsch 4 points 1 week ago

On the one hand, capitalism loves us (or our money) and wants to make everyone else behave like they have ADHD too. On the other hand it hates us and treats us like pieces of shit, even more than the general population.

Let's take revenge and try to have a good life without being shamed for 'slacking'. Living well is the best revenge!

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Currently going through this watching videos of Walstad method aquariums lol

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Well thats a terrible idea, I did that once and now I'm setting up a second one to "do it even better".

Before you know it you will have a fish room and no money.

[–] nis@feddit.dk 6 points 1 week ago

You really should put an explicit comment like that behind a content warning.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have no idea how I got past this phase in my ADHD. I think at some point my brain went “okay only buy thing you’re going to use like every day”

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[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 7 points 1 week ago

Hey, I'm in this picture!

[–] applemao@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am pretty sure this is anyone, not really ADHD specific. More like a "makes me feel good to buy something" specific. Which is many many people.

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

It's the other steps that make it ADHD.

[–] millie@beehaw.org 5 points 1 week ago

My Japanese saw and shinto rasp just sighed in annoyance.

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