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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 50 points 6 days ago

Trade:

  • One person's wages

For:

  • Mortgage payments on a reasonably sized house
  • All bills
  • Food for two adults plus children
  • Entertainment

Then you might see more babies.

It was their greed that caused this.

[–] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 60 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This wouldn't even cover the hospital bill for most people lol.

And since hospitals know moms will be getting an extra 5k they will just add that into the cost somehow. /s

[–] twei@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 6 days ago

No need to put a /s there

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 62 points 6 days ago (4 children)

5000$ is a lot. In Germany you get only 250€

well, that'sper month until they're 27 (as long as they're still in school/university)
plus free healthcare for mother and child
plus free daycare (depending on the state)
plus free schools and universities
...

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We can all hope once the nazis leave, we too can be a civilized country.

[–] DrDeadCrash@programming.dev 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm with you here, but we need to keep in mind that the nazis never "leave". We'll need to forever and continually keep these bastards from power.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You forgot maternity leave, something the 'mricans don't know, either.

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[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 60 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It won't even cover the cost of giving birth. This is some real "how much could a banana cost" energy.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also, the cost of giving birth will magically jump up by $5,000 as soon as this passes. It was never a function of how much it cost to actually provide that service.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

$8000 if the mother wants to hold her baby after birth

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How about some of that socialism for the rest of us, and not just for breeders and soybean farmers?

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Paying desperate people to produce corpo slaves is the furthest thing from socialism.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I was being a bit facetious, but yeah. It's a pretty transparent ploy to get the birth rate up for as little money as possible. God forbid line doesn't go up always and forever, for all eternity.

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The type of person who would think 5k for having a kid is a great deal is exactly the type of person conservatives would bitch about having kids and leeching all the other government resources.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago

Coincidentally, it's also the exact type of person conservatives want having kids. They make up the majority of prison labor, military fodder, and wage slaves.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago

They sure do act like it's the 1930s alright...

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
  • A: This is the 'bad' kind of incentive. My mom worked in a hospital where people would come in pregnant, tons of neglected kids in tow, asking how much wellfare they could get for the next kid. Stuff like vouchers for school, care, healthcare and stuff doesn't incentive that.

  • B: It's hilariously inadequate and out-of-touch. $5K for childcare these days is a joke, even as a nice supplement.

...But that's the point. This is for show, like Trump's COVID checks with his signature on them. It's a brand to tell people "Hey! I'm Trump, and I'm helping you!" directly, a decent idea poorly implemented for PR purposes. It's also hilariously hypocritical, seeing how much 'blank check hand-outs' were criticized for decades.

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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 34 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Wages have not kept up with productivity and GDP increases since the 1970s.

How about making single income middle class families possible again, so you can have one stay at home parent.

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 22 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I used to work as a teller at a bank. That bag of money is over 100k.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

You mean, they're using irrelevant and unrelated content in the message for shock value?

Impossible.

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[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Daycare is free where I live. It has to be. You can't expect people to pay for public services themselves; that's done with taxes. Corporations can't have customers or employees without people, and to get people to make more people, you have to make it easier for them. So what makes the most sense is cutting corporation porfits, which they don't need past a limit if they aren't investing in things that will benefit the public. So if a corporation isn't doing anything good, raise their taxes, use them to pay for daycare.

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[–] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

$5,000 is a lot to those braindead morons who insist that "nobody wants to work" because they're still living comfortably off of a few $1,400 checks from half a decade ago...

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So conservatives want smaller government and less taxes but they're totally fine with their tax dollars being used to bribe women to give birth?

So they're stupid?

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

You just now noticed they're complete idiots? :D

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I feel like that's more than $5k in the picture if they're all $20 bills.

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 22 points 6 days ago

Ah yes, the conservatives plan to boost the birth rate has finally come to bear a rotten fruit:

  • People can't afford to have kids
  • People can't afford to feed kids
  • People can't afford to shelter kids
  • Therefore they won't have able bodied kids to keep the retirement and tax doles fulfilled
  • Nor will they have able bodied soldiers for war

But they're boosting the birth rate! (they aren't, actually, the rate will be even more in decline since the replacement rate in the US was held up by immigration like in most countries, and dumbfuck's actions have brought a stop to that).

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Having a kid will cost you much more than 100grand. Giving you 5k to fuck is such an insult.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I wonder how they'll make it so it only applies to "Aryan" children. Hitler did the same shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago

They won't call them Aryan, but it will be the same shit. They'll call it something like Christian babies or some nonsense; then use that as a smokescreen for their racism.

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We need to feed the ones we have now

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago

that sounds a lot like communism to me. Damn Commies!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

What are the odds this is just Clinton's $5,000 Baby Bond, which was just giving them a fund at birth that they can cash out when they turn 18?

Except this time there's no guardrails and he can give it to all his cryptobro friends.

[–] peekingduck@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It really is a bummer to have such a legitimately retarded man just riding this country into the earths crust all Slim Pickens style.

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago

He should know that you can't buy that many diapers with $5k.

Unless he doesn't do his own diaper shopping I guess...

[–] Nerrad@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

So weird. These are the same imbiciles complaining about welfare babies.

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 15 points 6 days ago (22 children)

Daycare cost $2k a month

Is that for real? That's more than (many) private schools in Europe.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A 2 bedroom 1 bathroom house in Toronto costs more than a castle in france

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[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 days ago

monkey paw finger curls You get free healthcare coverage and half minimum wage for each child just for existing. However, you and your child must renounce your citizenship, forfeit your passport, and accept indentured servant status until you can buy back your citizenship after repaying the government child support in full.

[–] Rawdogg@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The average cost of delivering a baby in the US, including pre- and post-delivery expenses, is roughly $18,865. However, this figure can vary significantly, just gotta come up with the other 14000 dollars lol do Amerikans know other countries don't gouge their citizens for everything including birth? Land of the fee home of the slave

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That roughly the total on what was saved with doge.

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