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as a matter of traditional British courtesy, Johnson acknowledged the candidates he defeated to comfortably retain his parliamentary seat west of London.

"I thank my fellow candidates in all their glory, Lord Buckethead, Elmo ... forgive me if I don't identify them all," Johnson said.

He wasn't imagining things.

Lined up alongside the besuited Johnson and his more traditional political foes were:

  • a man dressed as a furry red Sesame Street character who called himself Bobby Elmo Smith;
  • Count Binface who wore a silver garbage can over his head and an improvised suit of armor;
  • Lord Buckethead, who donned a similar receptacle, colored black, and a matching cape.

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[โ€“] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago

How is Johnson not a joke candidate?

Steven Mangan is a very Tory-coded comic actor.

[โ€“] jabjoe@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago

FPTP mature???? It's the dummy's version of democracy.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I don't see the difference. We both have Elmos. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] ComfortableRaspberry 2 points 6 days ago

But they are on very different ends of the naughty-nice-scale u.u

[โ€“] PanArab@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

I hope Elmo wins

[โ€“] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd argue that Bojo is also a joke candidate.

[โ€“] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 21 points 1 week ago

And Liz L. Truss*.

*L stands for Lettuce.

[โ€“] Darkard@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Count BinFace is the only man I trust with this country's future.

[โ€“] peto@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I do sometimes wonder what the world would be like if we just gave it to whoever worked hardest on their costume.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago

Cosplay Parliament.

[โ€“] Auli@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mature, have you seen how Parliament acts.

[โ€“] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

I totally want my US congressional representatives to holler out a big "NAY!" Sometimes that's the mature thing to do.

[โ€“] DmMacniel 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Elmo only got 8 votes? Recount!!!

[โ€“] expatriado@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

he only counts until 10, so when reaching 11 count resets to 1

[โ€“] Haus@kbin.earth 8 points 1 week ago

Missing a cabbage.

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Elmo trying to wiggle into UK politics, too? ๐Ÿ˜„

[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

No, the other one.