Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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Brewsters millions would be so easy in 2024. Just train some AI.
I'm gonna buy 100 million tacos. That should provide adequate sustenance for the doctor who marathon.
Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you're already a billion dollar richer
Easy.
First buy up a bunch of housing east of the California fault line and then with the billion get nuclear missiles that I can use to trigger the fault and push California off creating a new coast line and water front property for a brand new tech center of the world.
If I have any left over I can look at maybe getting a space crystal that rapidly grows in water to create a new island that true foreigners won't be able to step on without hurting themselves.
You got to learn from the best.
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Just buy Nvidia DGX machines and make your own AWS.
Charity, but if it counts as gifting then just invest it? One day, 100M, and that's it, you bought stocks, it's not money anymore
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Overpay for Monero.
The purchase would be the inflation skyrocket making those in...business...with Monero experience short buff on their previous conduct and product supply quality.
This incentivizes them into produce more products no one else can afford. It'll buff their stock and increase their desperation to sell.
I'll be stacked with cash to buy it all with gorram near zero oppositional bids.
If the market is short on Monero for that rate, I can buff the crypto with BTC and Bisq it to what actually fucking matters.
I think that wouldn't quite count as an expense as it sounds more like simple currency exchange, similar to trading 100m dollars for 90 million euros.
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Sleep with pornstar. Excessive hush money. Boom!
I think most of us would get paid to keep things quiet. I'm not important enough for hush money.
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Does it need to be net spending, or can I just buy and sell things really fast?
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit homie, I would just buy 335952 acres of west Texas desert for a cool $243 million. Done where's my money?
Seems pretty easy, buy 100mil of gold bullion. It's around 3100 lb (1400kg) and is relatively small. I think you could hit it under a bed or couch or two. Probably fit it into a couple awkward corners in your closet. Use one as a paper weight.
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Build and fund a Marxist think tank, think tank of the Proletariat