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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plus, ya know, he was rich. It helps to live a carefree life.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't need to be a vampire

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

How long can you maintain a castle with 91mil? Heard the upkeep is forced and expensive since they are basically historical sites.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I usually just fake a phone call, but yes, that is objectively cooler.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How does that work? Like, do you murmur a ring tone first?

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No one uses ringtones anymore. You just have to get good at making the buzzing sound.