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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 80 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

stupid fucking idiots....

if you have a family generational farm, best to remember what made it work back in the day and consider local crops because you ain't sellin shit outside the country for the next few years

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought sending your children into the fields was what made those farms work?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago

Not if it's cotton...

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ah the good ol' days when farmers had 10+ kids.

Only 5 made it to adulthood due to diseases like measles, mumps, influenza, whooping cough etc. , poor and dangerous working conditions, and no healthcare. Of those 5 remaining, 1 of them died in childbirth, and 1 died in a random war and 3 went on to have kids of their own.

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For cattle ranchers, the tariffs will likely result in the loss of one of their biggest customers—they sold $1.6 billion worth of beef to China last year.

Good, I hope those farms burn to the ground

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They won't. A private equity group will buy them up to consolidated land.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then they'll whine about how the gays stole their land.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Let's crowdfund a farm buyout and turn it into a gay sex forest.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Scissor me timbers!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds good. I can contribute about tree fiddy.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Bill Gates is frothy

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

the megacorp farms will.

[–] elgordino@fedia.io 28 points 2 weeks ago

“The same thing happened in my First Term,” he added

And somehow they voted for him again

[–] zout@fedia.io 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

“Our farmers are GREAT, but because of their GREATNESS, they are always put on the Front Line with our adversaries, such as China, whenever there is a Trade negotiation or, in this case, a Trade War,”

Must be nice, being a farmer and then Trump calls you GREAT...

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's okay, banks take compliments in exchange for debt service payments, right???

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tony the Tiger in Chief

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

The happy cucks then wipe their faces and say “thank you”

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

$28B is not going to be a big enough bailout this time. Guess what happens when all these farmers start trying to offload their pork, soybeans, and sorghum into the US market?

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'm trying my best to swap to non US imports now that the FDA won't be checking any of the food we produce anymore.

[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

We will all be soy boys on that blessed day

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I rewarded our farmers with a payment of $28 Billion Dollars, all through the China deal. It was a great transaction for the USA, until Crooked Joe Biden came in and didn’t enforce it

Just the choice of "rewarded" makes me want to punch his face in

[–] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Funny, he doesn’t even have to speak anymore for me to have that same urge.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

For the curious, there's a very good Mastodon thread by North Carolina farmer @sarahtaber@mastodon.online about modern family farm economics and farmers who still support Trump:

https://mastodon.online/@sarahtaber/114348590046187467

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

The 28 billion was paid by U.S. taxpayers during Trump’s first term. Trump didn't pay shit. And the money didn't come from his idiotic tariffs, which didn't even exist then.