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Yes, I know Arabic and Islamic are not synonymous. I was stretching for a silly title.

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[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 100 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Fun fact, the etymology of algebra actually is Arabic: al-jabr, “the reunion of broken parts.”

[–] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

That’s smooth af.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

And "algorithm" is of similar origin: al-Khwarizmi

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Al-Jabbar is also one of the names of God, meaning the restorer, the repairer and the compeller

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Refactor, repairer and compiler? /jk

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, pressing "compile" does tend to include prayers.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Let me introduce you to our lord and saviour C/C++.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

He's pretty great at basketball too, wait no, that's Abdul Ja... Nevermind.

[–] expr@programming.dev 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I was kinda confused by the joke since that's ultimately it's origin.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The joke is she's right on accident

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She is not right on accident. Her sounding stupid is the joke. She knows what she's talking about. Her comedy skits are all like this.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I meant Cunk the character, not the wickedly funny woman who plays her.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh. I read that wrong. Sorry.

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Man I feel like if we called it that, people would think it's way cooler.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Similar etymology for algorithm too.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IIRC, that one comes from the name of a Persian mathematician named al-Khwarismi (sp?), from whose writings medieval mathematicians got the idea

[–] myslsl@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Al-khwarismi is the same guy who wrote al-jabr.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alright, but aside from algebra, algorithm and alcohol, what have the Muslims ever done for us?

[–] Spesknight@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, coffee. SHUT UP!

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

And Al Jolson

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Arabic numerals, is in fact, Indo-Arabic, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Indian plus Arabic numerals.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Algebra and algorithms are the Islamic attempt at establishing a Caliphate Of Math!