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Anon Meets Love (lemmy.zip)
submitted 4 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 83 points 4 months ago

As soon as the random guy gave Anon his full name and I realized it was the second name we were given I knew it was gonna be some stupid song lyric

[–] neatchee@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What is Luv?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Bay bee don't hurt me

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I finally watched the original music video and I'm unironically into the song now.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And that's okay because it is a great song!

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Full strong agree

[–] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

_> Luv used to date a girl named Mi-do. _> They broke up when he was still fat, but he still cared for her _> He heard that her new boyfriend was verbally abusing her _> Luv confronted him and said _> Don't hurt Mi - no more!

[–] neatchee@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

So... What you say is... Luv love Mi-do? But do Yu know Ai love Yu?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fuck you.

Been ages since I fell for one of these.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

I caught on as soon as it said the Asian dude's name

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Shot through the heart.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

And you're to blame

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

And Yu's to blame.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 17 points 4 months ago

I didn't know dad jokes were allowed on the Chan

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

GenX humor

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey, these are the greentexts that Lemmy wants. People here downvote racist/xenophobic/sexist/homophobic/etc. posts. So, yes, this post is an innocuous dad joke. If you think you can do better, then post something yourself.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

They may have meant it maliciously, but I took it more as just pointing out the group of people most likely to get it. Older millennials like myself get it too, as I'm sure some genz and gena get also, but due to the song coming out when I was 2, I'd expect genx in general to be more familiar.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 4 months ago

Can confirm.

Source: Found it funny. Am Gen X.

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 4 months ago

I haven't got got like this since like 2007

[–] null@slrpnk.net 12 points 4 months ago

I want my 30 seconds back.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Oof. I feel like I just got shot through the heart. I blame you, OP

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Well, at least the fake joke name is an actual name this time.

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I really thought it was going to be, "Luv Chin Yu is easy cuz you're beautiful."

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Ohh jeeeez

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 0 points 4 months ago

Why ProJared?