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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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submitted 4 months ago by julianh@lemm.ee to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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It really seems like satire, but based off the guy's profile and normal posts I don't think it is.

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[–] governorkeagan@lemdro.id 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Am I the only one who didn’t read “cult” first?

[–] Sho@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Nope, it was the furtherest word from my mind ha.

[–] sp451@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago

No, you are not. Apparently in my letter repository the N is more famous than the L :)

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Customers attack those who buy Android

"Yeah 'cunt' seems about right"

CULT

"oh"

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Proud member of the Linux cu*t here

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Newbie linux cu*t here!

[–] protist@mander.xyz 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My job is "growing your business and brand on LinkedIn"

[–] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean… he’s clearly doing something right on that front. Whether we like it or not, his shitposts work. It’s the same for me. I started posting more on my LinkedIn because I noticed our VP was on it heavily and just tag the company… middle management here I come!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

He also isnt fucking wrong.

You want people to feel special, like buying your product brings them into an exclusive club, a club that now becomes part of your identity.

I was a bouncer for years and Nightclubs dont have guest lists and VIP areas for nothing. People who can walk past the line, and dont have to pay the cover charge spend way more money because we make them feel like a somebody. Which clubs you're on "the list" at matters to some people.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

Another shitfluencer, huh.

[–] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Is he wrong tho?

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

WHY CENSOR THE L?

[–] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Marketing and clicks. People love being able to fill in with their own judgment as well. Look at how one of the top comments is someone reading the Apple one and saying “I thought they were cunts.” It allows them to feel superior, and allows their ideas to be reinforced.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's a joke.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago

Well to be fair Apple fans are kind of a cult lol

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml -1 points 4 months ago

Maybe it is only my personal opinion. But, what this guy calls cult, I call “a group of suckers.” Because these people will always get shortchanged for sucking up to one company or one brand.