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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 146 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The ACAB leaving my body when Trump actually faces consequences

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 106 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They can be bastards and still do their job

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Also, some would want them to be their usual bastard selves to some convicted felons.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

If they did their jobs and only their jobs, way fewer people would call them bastards. They still would be, but much less so.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Is Trump's spray tan enough for some cops to actually arrest him?

[–] Norgur@fedia.io 59 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If Donald is immune, isn't Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don't fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Wouldn't she already have those powers now as vice president?

[–] Norgur@fedia.io 32 points 4 months ago

We'd have to ask the Supreme Court if that's the case and the way those "super neutral judges" act... maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why not let the current president do it? He is still in office.

[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And better yet, he's not running for re-election.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Exactly, going out with a

* B O O M *  

and no one can lay a finger on him.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure SCOTUS carved out the exception for only the president based on their bullshit logic that the president needs to act without waiting a few seconds to consult the president's army of lawyers waiting on standby 24 hours a day.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Specifically several sitting justices have previous white house administration experience where they had to worry about consulting their lawyers because of the illegal stuff they were doing (like Iran Contra).

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just sit down in the corner for a minute, and think of how trump's supporters would react if someone actually stole the election like that.

There'd be a civil war.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're already demanding civil war if he loses fairly.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah, that's my point. He lost fair and square, and they refused to believe it and staged an insurrection. If you actually did pull something like that, out in the open, there would be a second civil war.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 1 points 4 months ago

Biden could do it after the votes are cast, but to what end? We really need a functioning justice system ....

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 27 points 4 months ago

It's funny how every Trump's campaign slogan he used to attack other candidates can now be used on him.

[–] LordSinguloth@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago (5 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who better to take down a bastard than another bastard?

[–] CableMonster@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So cops are good as long as they do what you want?

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If by "want" you mean "accountable" then yes, you get the idea.

[–] CableMonster@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago

That sounds like a fair thing to ask for.

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tamkish@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

I literally read that the same way, took me a second

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Every single one

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

If you listen to all the shills and their useful idiots trying to rile people up.

[–] nothingcorporate@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] nothingcorporate@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Wow, Democrats nominate a prosecutor, and people's thoughts on ACAB change all of a sudden and start down voting me on it. It's like they forgot the first A means All.

To be clear she's 4,000% less a bastard and than Donald Trump, that doesn't mean ACAB stopped being true, I die on this hill.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Thank you cop mommy 😍

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

F Elon. Too.

[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The media teams on here chose poorly with this one...cops aren't exactly popular

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

More popular than pedo, rapist felons.

[–] blahsay@lemmy.world -2 points 4 months ago

Sadly, this appears not to be the case. Burnie all the way

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee -1 points 4 months ago

Neither are the ACAB dweebs, going from the comments.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

So true bestie pegs you

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The extra Harris face 🤣

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Can someone do the Tom Hanks laughing jumping meme with Harris face?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

As long as Garland isn't AG, they might actually get shit done on that front.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Officer Aneite

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Let's make this the emblem of this campaign.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Or if not, can we get the transparent aggressively smiling Kamala face in the corner of all election related memes?

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