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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 2 months ago
[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

They shouldn't have evolved blood that's useful to humans, really pretty short sighted of them

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is there any consensus as to the internal organs/stuff which maybe doesn't fossilize well? Like, did they just evolve a bitchin' chassis but they're constantly tinkering with the internal bits?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In truth, the modern horsehoe crab is different than its ancestors, just not as much as usually occurs in several hundred million years. So Frank was really more like, "Eh, maybe a little, but not much."

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

Fossilisation has a bit more to do with deposition conditions than the creature itself. It's why we know next to nothing about jungle dinosaurs and ones around mountains. Most of our knowledge comes from marine and wetland dinos.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Nature abhors a vacuum, and anything that is not a crab."

[–] Addv4@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] notabot@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Crabadile - the ultimate lifeform.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They are the tastiest life form.

They are also the ultimate in that field.

[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago

Triops: tiny freshwater horseshoe crab looking guys. You can buy their eggs for cheap online and raise and breed your own. Easier and cheaper than SeaMonkeys.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nature did make it the sexiest creature

[–] FGoo@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I already the crab.

[–] breakcore@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

The crab it is

[–] 01101000_01101001@mander.xyz 17 points 2 months ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak evolution looks like.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Survival is a war and they have won

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

cuts them in half for their yummy blood

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sort of a testament (ha) of the stability of it's niche.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

that pun was divine.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Nature's Frying Pan

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

“How’s work’n the Ordovician era, Frankiiieee?” “‘sarright” “Poor Frankie…”

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

makes toxic-bacteria-detecting blood like a boss

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I strive to have that level of self acceptance.