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Ma'am, we looked at the bones and he passed away within a month. We're afraid you'll have to pay for that hip replacement in full, and, here, we kept your cancer boob, well need repayment for chopping it off...and the wisdom tooth.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be the guy who figures out when people died to cancel their families insurance postumably!