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The hobbits were the chickens all along (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 day ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/lotrmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also, the Ring was trying to get back to its master. If it realized the chicken wasn't corruptible, it would have abandoned the chicken at the first chance it got.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Assuming that animals are corruptible, what animal would the ring go for if humanoids weren't an option?
A goose? Could fly the ring to Sauron

[–] DrDominate@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting evil rings migrate?

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they used Gondorian or Arnorian swallows

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

depends on if a single ring counts as laden or unladen

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Laden if unequipped. Unladen if equipped.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Based on it just sitting on a stream bed for thousands of years after isildur was killed gotta at least have more intelligence than a fish.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

Had Isildur been slain by the sea or around a mangrove, a crab would've picked the ring. Rise, Evil Craubron, servant of the Dark Lord