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'Evil is being defeated by God': Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrates after Pope's death (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 1 week ago by M0oP0o@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (6 children)

If God is real, he's evil.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Abrahamic god is literally a war god. It evolved from El and Yahweh, members of the pantheon of the polytheistic Canaanite religion. El is the father of all gods and Yahweh is a weather and war god. So yeah no wonder that the Abrahamic god does crazy evil shit. Like killing all first born sons.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You just inspired another wikipedia rabbit hole. See you in a week!

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

LOL see you tomorrow

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fortunately; if god is real he got bored with this particular video game and moved onto some thing more exciting.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep, we're living in God's ant farm and he's a bored toddler. And one day he'll show up with a magnifying glass and have a laugh.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As long as Trump sizzles out before I do, I will be a happy man.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude looks like he's a few hamberders away from croaking. but i've been saying that for a year or two now.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If life taught me anything, there is always room for dessert, and an extra hambie.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If he died, we would still have to deal with...well, all of America basically.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean, one less asshole is still a win.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

He is their weakness.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

That's why I'm an atheist. I'm too optimistic.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't the Bible go on and on about how the devil is the great deceiver? Seems accurate considering how many people think God was the good guy.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

What do you think the word "Deceiver" means in this context?

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

He could be just really, really stupid.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

My belief is that, if there ever was a god, he looked at the world he created and died of Christian pity.