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Clever Comebacks

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 32 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Don't forget mass shootings!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Part of a healthy USA education

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago

If you survive elementary school.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

why not, they forget mass shootings immediately after they happen.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

NOTHING!

absolutely nothing happened more than 250+ times this year so far, 70+ times this month and 5 times this week alone, even though the week has barely started..

nothing happened, everything is fine, move along.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Hopes and prayers?

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Brazil has >3x the murder rate of the US. I get that dunking on the US is super fun but theres a gulf separating the two countries

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's in the original picture in the first paragraph

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 0 points 3 months ago

That's where it's from! Thank you...