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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They're joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

That's what the nice shelf is for on the toilet

[–] anti@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My housemate at university used to eat a bowl of cereal while on the toilet in the morning. We referred to it as "the circle of life".

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I'd be mad as fuck lmao. You wanna talk about someone pissing in your cheerios, I hope you eat fast.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where else are you supposed to put your comic book and chocolate milk?

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Beats me

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 3 points 3 months ago

Should that mean that the 'human centipede ' was just a demonstration of maximal efficiency?