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How I date (jlai.lu)

submitted 5 months ago by Mubelotix@jlai.lu to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[+] muse@fedia.io 180 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 113 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I mean they've got a gun so I'd imagine so

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[+] muse@fedia.io 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

We call those "marital aids"

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

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[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

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[–] northendtrooper@lemmy.ca 50 points 5 months ago (3 children)

At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

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[–] Tyoda@lemm.ee 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

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[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

SHUDDERS

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[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Tbf, I also really don't want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

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[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[citation needed]

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

- Holzkohlen@feddit.de

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[–] turmoil 5 points 5 months ago

How dare you

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[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

GW BASIC or GTFO

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Your loss!

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You didn't say the safe word! The lessons continue.

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[–] lauha@lemmy.one 15 points 5 months ago

"But you didn't tell me the safe word"

"That's not the safe word either"

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

This is Rust. You don't need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

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