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[–] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

„So John… Listen. We‘re not enough revenue to pay you your regular salary. Either you cut off your d*ck, or we‘ll have to cut you off“

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like that cutting his Pay as man is no option whatsoever

[–] ADTJ@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

Now you're getting it!