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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Reducing the pay and benefits of your best computer programmer/IT person is not a good move, anon.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

dw there's a furry in the workspace

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, the real best IT person is working in the basement and hasn’t come out since 2003

/s

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That person is at home working on personal projects and occasionally checks on the automated systems they set up in the basement 20 years ago

[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago

"I have no problems with my computers" - "None that you noticed yet"

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Who's saying it's their best programmer/IT person? It could very well be their head of HR or legal counsel.

[–] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's an in joke and a genuine trend that there's a large overlap between programmers/IT and trans women.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Ah, ok, I wasn't aware.

I was trying to make a joke that they were such a chad that they'd do this to their legal/HR team.