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Anon is ready to propose (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You'll note that the story says TWO oysters were stuck to it, which would likely be able to conceal one cookie. The author says that they opened the oyster before the cookie danced inside. If we consider the "inside" of the oyster as the part now on top, then it doesn't seem all that ridiculous for the cookie to have danced on one oyster. You have to be careful, though as it could easily distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.