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[–] lime@feddit.nu 141 points 2 months ago (2 children)

do people just... not clean themselves in the shower?

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Towels don't only dry, they exfoliate. Even if you loofa scrub in the shower you're still leaving skin on your towel.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 84 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bit it's skin that has just been washed. It's not like you're rubbing day old ball sweat on your face.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unless you're into that, of course 🤷

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what if i want someone else's?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you asking for mine, because then we need to start talking about price.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Ill do it for less than this guy

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My partner used to have a roommate that thought that because he only used the towel when he was "clean" after showering, that meant he never had to wash the towel. What started out as a white towel turned into a yellowing black stained horror. I can't imagine the smell. 🤢

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I have also known people who claimed this. Gross.

[–] golli@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

disc.

(artist not widely known to be objectional at time of publication)

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Heh! That was exactly what I was thinking of!