Shitty Life Pro Tip

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If you're constipated and happen to have a vagina, you can press the back wall of your vagina with your thumb and squeeze the poop out like squeezing a tube of toothpaste. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Apytele@sh.itjust.works to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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Going literally shitty on this one. This will probably also be a decent survey of lemmy's demographics; every man I've shared this with reacts in abject terror while all the women who didn't know you can do this look like a divine revelation had struck them. 🤣

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fun new trick to try on the girlfriend.

[–] li10@feddit.uk 49 points 2 months ago

Spice things up in the bedroom by making her shit herself

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's called the nosey neighbor. Bring lube.

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

I call it the Hungry Hippo