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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (37 children)

I have said this many times-

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if there was a "real" Jesus. The Jesus of the Bible, the Jesus that is worshiped is an impossibility. A fiction. His life is full of details that defy basic biological and physical laws. On top of that, nothing he supposedly said was written down at the time, so we have no idea if what is recorded to have been his sayings in the Bible are things he actually said.

I always relate it to Ian Fleming having a schoolchum who's father's name was Ernst Stavro Bloefeld. So was there a real Ernst Stavro Bloefeld? Yes. Was he a supervillain fighting the world's greatest secret agent? No.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think this answer is really in the spirit of "no stupid questions".

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ok, if you want me to sum up in a way that addresses it: Because the Jesus OP is very likely thinking of is fictional, there is no real physical proof of his existence.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It doesn’t matter.

I'd say the "Real Historical Jesus" matters at least as much as a Real Historical Julius Caeser or a Real Historical Abraham Lincoln.

I always relate it to Ian Fleming having a schoolchum who’s father’s name was Ernst Stavro Bloefeld.

That's different in so far as Fleming was simply borrowing a name for a totally independent character. But Fleming was, himself, a Naval Commander and intelligence officer who leveraged his own biography to inform James Bond's personal traits. What's more, he borrowed heavily from the reports and anecdotes of other intelligence officials both during and after WW2 to inform the behaviors and attitudes of his side characters in his original novels.

It actually is pretty interesting to talk about "The Real James Bond" from a historical standpoint, because British intelligence services were pivotal in maintaining the imperial and international financial controls necessary to run a globe-spanning empire.

In the same vein, you might be curious to read about "The Real Julius Caeser" after working through the Shakespearean play or "The Real Abraham Lincoln" after getting through the stories where he's a Vampire Hunter. These biographies inform all sorts of cultural and economic norms of the era. And reading about historical individuals can be both entertaining and illuminating, particularly when you begin to consider how your own world ended up as it is today.

"Why is Christianity a globe-spanning religious movement going back 2000 years?" is a question worth interrogating. And you can't really interrogate that question without asking who this Jesus guy was or how he got so popular.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's nothing to read about when it comes to any real Joshua, son of Joseph the Carpenter of Nazareth because nothing has been written about such a person.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Quite a bit has been written on the possible siblings of Jesus.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Written while Jesus was still alive? If so, please present said writings. If not, that doesn't really change my point.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Written while Jesus was still alive?

You could disprove the existence of Socrates with this line of reasoning.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Are we talking about whether or not a historical person the Jesus of the Bible is based on existed or are we talking about whether or not there were any contemporary accounts? Because those are two very different things.

As I suggested in the beginning, whether or not a "real" Jesus existed is not really relevant, because if we did, we know nothing about him except what was written a long time after he would have died, which we can't trust. Which is the same reason not to trust Plato's dialogues even if Socrates existed. Plato wrote them long after Socrates died.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if we did, we know nothing about him except what was written a long time after he would have died

Hardly the first instance of a historical figure with unreliable historical accounts. You could make the same criticism of Egyptian pharaohs. They were deified in their eras, too. Their monuments were not completed until many of them were long dead. I guess we should just ignore them and pretend they had no impact on the course of history.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where on Earth do you get the idea that monuments to pharaohs were not built within their lifetime? That's absolutely untrue.

It also misses my point.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where on Earth do you get the idea that monuments to pharaohs were not built within their lifetime?

Consider the Boy Pharaoh, Tutankhamen. He was dead at the age of 17, before the completion of his tomb. And thanks to repeated grave robberies, his tomb had to be repaired and refortified on subsequent occasions. His elderly successor and family advisor, Ay, was buried who died four years after his own ascension to the throne, effectively swapped Tutankhamen's intended tomb and claimed it as his own, but never lived long enough to see it completed.

Numerous unfinished or partially completed tombs dot the Valley of Kings. And even the Great Pyramids have several chambers that were started but never filled out before the builders were retasked to the next Pharaoh in line.

It also misses my point.

The standards by which we hold "historical Jesus" would disqualify a litany of other historical figures of antiquity, as the bulk of our knowledge comes from reprints of reprints of surviving accounts of other accounts which are themselves often politicized documents intended to score contemporary points.

The Hellenistic Era might as well not exist, for all the first party accounts of the era that survive. Herodotus was dead before Darius the Great was even born, and yet his histories are fundamental to understanding the Achaemenid Empire during his reign. The only surviving copy is dated fifty years after the events it claims to document. That's roughly as reliable as The Gospel of Mark, which is dated some 30 to 80 years after the death of its primary subject matter.

If you want to hold historical figures to equal standing, you're going to write off everyone from Archidamus II to Cyrus I. Obliterating huge swaths of history with a single pen stroke, because Herodotus is an unreliable narrator.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a terrible argument. That was one pharaoh and the monument would have been finished within his lifetime if he had lived a normal lifespan for a pharaoh.. Most Pharaohs had monuments to them- not just tombs, but temples- built within their lifetime. We know because they tell us so right on the walls.

And, again, I was talking about the Jesus of the Bible, which is obviously who OP is asking about. That Jesus, who has magic powers and is the son of a god, did not exist. So there is no evidence for him even if he was based on a real person. A point you are still missing because you seem to think I am saying that there was no real person the character was based on, I am not. I thought I made that clear when I mentioned Bloefeld.

If there was a real Jesus, we have absolutely no idea what, if anything, said about him in the Bible actually happened or was something we said because there is no evidence of it outside the Bible and the Bible cannot be trusted. Which is why I maintain it doesn't matter if the Jesus of the Bible was based on a real person, because it tells us nothing about that person that we can confirm as being true.

So, to answer OP's question, there is no real physical proof that Jesus Christ ever existed. The name OP gives is a hint. "Christ" means messiah and "Jesus" is the Greek version of the name. A real Jesus would have a name similar to Yeshua and his full name would have been similar to Yeshua bin Yosef. Nazareth might be appended to the end. That wasn't who OP was asking about though. They were asking about a messiah.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s a terrible argument. That was one pharaoh and the monument would have been finished within his lifetime

That's two pharaohs and the mega-monuments completed over 27 years that Ramses lived to see were the exception rather than the rule.

And, again, I was talking about the Jesus of the Bible

The Gospel of Mark is part of the Bible. That makes Jesus at least as historical as anyone in Herodotus's Histories. Significantly more so in many respects, as Herodotus writes on The Trojan War, some 800 years before his birth.

If there was a real Jesus, we have absolutely no idea what, if anything, said about him in the Bible actually happened or was something we said because there is no evidence of it outside the Bible

You could say the same of the Anatolian tribes or the Achaemenid dynasty or Sparta.

there is no real physical proof that Jesus Christ ever existed

Go back far enough and there is vanishingly little biographical evidence that any singular person existed. From the Mayan Empire to the Australian Aboriginal People, you can wave your hands and dismiss them all, due to the lack of first party written accounts of their existence.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Herodotus got a lot of things wrong and said a lot of things that were false- unless you think giant golden ants really used to live in Persia.

https://listverse.com/2015/04/08/10-historical-facts-that-herodotus-got-hilariously-wrong/

There is a reason Herodotus is known both as the Father of History and the Father of Lies.

So bringing him into an argument about whether or not a character in a book with magical powers exists when the person you're talking to says that the textual claims aren't reliable is beyond me.

And you are still ignoring my argument, an argument where I never claimed there was no historical person the character of Jesus in the Bible was based upon, so I'm not sure there is any point to continuing this conversation.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Herodotus got a lot of things wrong

Show me the first hand written account from the period that refutes him.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

We aren't out here trying to prove Socrates existed.

[–] Shanedino@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Listened through a history of rome podcast and learned an interesting thing where win was basically like a concentrate so you would mix it with water to drink. Aka. water -> wine.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

It was common practice to dilute wine.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Using reasoning like this to remove the supernatural from the Bible rather defeats the entire point, doesn't it? If Jesus just made Gatorade like anyone else would, that's a rather unremarkable thing to describe. Hardly worth committing to writing.

[–] Shanedino@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  1. I am sure there are countless mundane tasks that are pretty unremarkable.

  2. Does the Bible really have a point? I guess other than brainwashing masses?

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

That's what I'm saying. There's no record of him wiping his ass or playing cards. If it's in the book it must be intended to present something exceptional. Explain his actions as something mundane and there isn't really any reason to write it down.

But equally, the fantastic supernatural elements make the whole thing into a fairy tale to be completely disregarded as a dubious source of folk wisdom at best by any thinking person.

[–] xenoclast@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I hope not, because port is my wine of choice and I would be like, "fuck you, Jesus. I wanted to drink that!"

[–] itsnotits@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

a schoolchum whose* father's name

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