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submitted 5 months ago by justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Narrator:
Vanessa did not have a vase in the office.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well, that'll be another $89.⁹⁹ for the vase, we're accepting cash, cheques, and credit cards

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

another $89

stabs the delivery driver

"Thanks for the free vase! Oh two? You're too kind!"

he is losing consciousness while calling emergency services

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You could buy a can of coffee at the Ralph’s, that’s a very modestly priced receptacle.