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    Debian Thong (lemmy.zip)
    submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
     

    This is real

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    [–] Olap@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)
    [–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    You have insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

    This incident will be reported.
    [–] stembolts@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
    [–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

    You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

    [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

    I calmly remove my USB labeled “oh shit” from my pocket, insert it, and reboot.

    [–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Or the classic: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

    [–] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Tell me you're bi without telling me you're bi

    [–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

    You made me wet!