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Anon makes popcorn (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

👏 Use 👏 the 👏 lower 👏 heat 👏 setting 👏

The 100w setting for 3 min does not equal to the 2000w setting for 9s. Shit gets burned because of the hot spots. Use lower heat for longer to eliminate hot spots in your food.

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Also: put your popcorn closer to the edge of the turntable!!!

It rotates through more of the microwave so it averages out the hotspots more effectively

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well I mean we know that now.