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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 87 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's funny because this sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Recursion: see recursion

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

And that's why I haven't said anything. Now no one will realize that I'm the sickest fuck of them all.

[–] Surreal@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

That's my thought every time someone virtue signaling