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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon wants parenting advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SigmarStern@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I drowned some ants when I was a little kid in our backyard because I was scared of them and also curious. My neighbor told me to think about what I did. I was mortified. I'm a vegan now.

Kids need to learn that kind of empathy. Although I don't think I would have ever thought about about ripping limbs from frogs.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ants are bastards though, frogs don't hurt you :(

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Little bastards gave me warts. And gonorrhea.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Shouldn't have fucked the frog then.