Sorry it isn't green. ๐
this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2024
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Well, that is horrible and funny (even though no green text is ever real, we can pretend).
Like, dude would deserve jail time for that kind of abuse and violation.
But, I wouldn't be able to be on the jury because I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.
I wonder if he deliberately wrote it with the intent of making the narrator look bad. Like setting up the expectation that she overreacts when drunk, then casually dropping that the conflict started because he tried to sneak it in her butt.