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Anon prepares for a flood (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Also, why just the animals and not plants and fungi etc.?

Also tardigrades. How the fuck was ~~Moses~~ Noah supposed to get his hands on two tardigrades?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Moses didn't, that was Noah.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Good question on the plants and fungi.

I think tardigrades are pretty tough though so probably he knew they'd be alright.