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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 87 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I don’t know why, but I first read “org” as “dog” and I thought “excuse you, OP and all 100% of the upvoters but you can fuck right off. My dog absolutely has my back and he is more family to me than my parents are”

but then I re-read that and was like “oh, yeah. 100%”

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 18 points 5 days ago

I had the exact same experience

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"I will definitely commit crimes and legal falsehoods for my dog, and fuck anyone who disagrees"

I get it. He'd do it for me, so I'd do it for him

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I won't do it for my cats though. Not because I don't love them (because I do!) - I simply can't trust them not to abuse that commitment.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

i only realised it didn't say "dog" after reading your comment

i was wondering how has lemmy turned so anti-dog!