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[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It's gay to play male characters bc you're staring at a dude all day. True hetero males play female characters because it is most hetero to look at attractive women.

[–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Indeed, the classic Egorapor defence. They'll be an attractive woman in every cutscene too

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That...is actually why I often choose women, tho. I mean not to be "hetero", I'll just take a woman's ass over a dude's.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

So you're still being hetero, just in practice, not virtue signaling

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Technically, you're always seeing you own nose, so you're always staring a man. The least gay thing for a man is to become a woman. But then looking at other women would be gay so you have to look at other men. As a man I safe myself some trouble and skip the first step and just look at beautiful sexy men all day, because I'm not gay.

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have gone too far into hetero and swung back around to gay. Your only hope now is to become so gay you swing the polarity back.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Brb, gonna watch a Henry Cavill movie.