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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

This is a weirder thing than guys who always choose the female option because they "don't wanna look at a man's ass"

[–] Kurokujo@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

I used to say this. Later I realized that I just was more comfortable going through the game as a woman lol

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My response has always been and will always be: "Why the fuck are you looking at the characters ass instead of the entire rest of the game in front of you?"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

There are really people like that?!

That's a level of "not gay" I've never imagined before.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I think it was Jack on Roster Teeth that said it best...

Everyone made their online character for GTAOnline as basically themselves, except Jack, he made a female character. They all start ripping on him and he hits them with "if I'm gonna be staring at an ass for the next 500 hours, i want it to be a girl's ass." I think Gavin even asked if it was too late to switch.

ETA: girls run faster in GTA, so it's the better choice by any metric.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (9 children)

Idk, my friend also said he played Cassandra in AC Odyssey because he'd rather stare at a girl's ass than a guy's ass for 50+ hours, but now she flies the ol' blue-pink-white-pink-blue in her living room so idk what to think.

[–] Ridgetop18@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 days ago

Ya friend got gripped by that "want them -> want to be them" pipeline

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I choose female characters in games all the time, and this is one of the reasons for sure.

Not online games where you create your avatar though...

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I've seen it said that people create three types of characters in online character creation: first is just themselves. We've all done it. Second is a celebrity or character from an IP. Think of all the Shreks, Peter Griffins and Samuel Jackson's that were being shared when baldurs gate 3 came out. Third is an unholy monstrosity that's just every slider at the extremes.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Yes, I've been the third for many years. I'll be damned if I don't take off my helmet in any soulsborne-ring game and my nose doesn't like like a fucking battleaxe.

Speaking of which, Capcoms new character creator is pretty good.

[–] lady_maria@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

While I've definitely done #3, my go-to is usually creating a character for a sort of half-hearted roleplay of an OC. They usually don't look like me, but they're always a beautiful woman.

I really enjoy doing it as a creative outlet. I've made quite a few "characters" that I don't even have save files for yet. When I start a game that has a complex character creator, I usually spend like 30 minutes in it.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Third is an unholy monstrosity that’s just every slider at the extremes

This is what I generally do these days. I mentioned it in another comment, but I love hitting random over and over in a From Software game character creator to get the most hideous creations imaginable.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As a nearly decades long veteran of Ark, I'm beyond familiar with characters that look like an amalgamation of Jabba the Hutt and a russet potato.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ahhh, Ark. I didn't really enjoy the grind, but good god - every dev should take notes from that fucking character creator.

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[–] Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I play whichever gender has the best looking armour when it comes to custom characters.

I'm not sure people's arguments about story characters. I don't put down a book because a chapter is about a female character

[–] netvor@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What do you people expect from Twitter?

I know, the post with whopping 11 likes is extremely important and this whole thread is absolutely not just a rage bait.

[–] DoeJohn@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Ragebaiters and trolls? On MY internet? No way!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Big female's paid minions are out in droves in this thread.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The big ones have menions?

That's awful news. I like the big ones lol

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Just more male oppression from Big Woman and I'm here for it.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

"I can only see women as objects, not as people, so I cant handle playing as one without risking trying to sexualize myself like I sexualize women. "

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Reminds me of all the DBD players who I keep finding on Youtube who complain anytime someone wears an optional pride charm. "Bro this many gay people isn't realistic! It ruins my immersion!"

and I'm like "They're wearing those charm because they're gay in real life. It's not realistic for gay people to exist?!"

I've quickly learned "Ally to the community" in Gaming Circles is a dogwhistle for "I hate gay people"

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

“I have no imagination not even enough to save myself from the monotony of my own life and suffering esteem from mediocrity”

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

I need to play as a male

Imagine she's hangin massive dong then? Idk what to tell you.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I can't be immersed in a game unless it's literally me in a mundane setting with no fantasy/sci-fi etc. elements. /s

[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Alan Wake 2: you can play with both: Saga and Alan. Gamers: Nooooo, I want to play only as Alan Wake.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

You played as her in 3

[–] varnia@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

It's not gay to stare at a male ass while playing games 3rd person perspective?

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