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Anon remembers Halloween 1995 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In my mind its not cooking unless it involves cutting an onion

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Old Ukrainian recipe: fry garlic and onions in a pan with butter, then decide what to have for dinner

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

Add carrots and you’re 2/3rds through lost good French and Italian meals too.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Same in the Philippines, but with oil instead of butter. Almost every dish there starts with garlic and onion.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 14 points 2 months ago

Golden sauteed onion is gourmet shit.