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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bacon cookies work... This will work too !

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're welcome to test that assertion at your convenience. Please do not let us know how it goes ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Peanut butter bacon cookies, bacon Blondies, maple bacon cookies... This isn't a fringe thing, lots of people add bacon to cookies it's crunchy!

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You misapprehend me. Bacon in certain contexts, yes. Spam, no.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Have you ever had spam? I feel like a lot of people who have never had it and talk shit about it, but it is so dam good.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I had it in a Hawaiian restaurant and was not a fan of the flavour or the texture. I'm glad you enjoy it, but I hope you'll forgive me if I decline any baked goods you proffer.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I still think it's wild they serve it in restaurants there. Imo it's not a restaurant food it's a I don't want to put effort into dinner while still having dinner taste good food.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mac'n'cheese with a side of fried SPAM is fuckin BANGIN'.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Wanna be extra lazy, cube that shit, fry the cubes, mix into the mac, some white pepper mixed in. Put that shit in a bowl, call it a meal.

Spam and noodles has gotten me through some hard times.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 2 months ago

https://www.hormelfoods.com/recipe/spam-peanut-butter-and-chocolate-chip-cookies/

Our good friends at Hormel have guidance... But basically they make it crispy like bacon first.

[–] rozwud@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

This is one of those things that, if I can was in another country, if someone were to describe the base ingredients (like not literally spam but "pork" or whatever), I would think, "Not for me most of the time, but sounds like a tasty thing to try once."