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Linkedin is this place where I cringe so hard every time I read something. It's hard for me to understand how people can be so much into the matrix.
I liked the term npc for these people. Non player characters. They are just like Ai generated spam.
It's like in a game and you walk up to a npc and he is a very stereotypical character with no surprises, no depth to his character at all, just surface level attributes. He talks about obvious things as if they were somehow unique or special. It's like he was born yesterday. He doesn't have the ability to see through his own programming and believes everything. He views himself as a "professional" and wears a suit or tries to imitate Steve Jobs.
This is how I feel about these linkedin people. Lols.
The corporate grindset. It really is a different world for these wannabe c-suite politicians that live in their insulated world.
I assume much of it is performative too.
“Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don’t.”