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Sounds like a red flag with a white circle and a black symbol within. But also romantic. They're not mutually exclusive.
As some say, romance is death...
She's probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It's just not worth it
Truth. There's often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
Don't be a fool, use your tool
To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
You mean the ancient far eastern peace symbol? So romantic.
Yes, but maybe rotated 45 degrees for no reason.
The Windmill of Friendship also boosts love!