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[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 97 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and its implications.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

here you go!

your receipt

your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The checksum was verified when the bag was handed to you. You should not have ACKed the transfer if it didn't check out at your end. We cannot be responsible for what you did to it afterwards.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don't give me and old, soggy sandwhich?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 2 days ago

Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.

[–] shroomato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn't have tomatoes in it.

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term "fungibility" to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?