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[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 70 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Q-tips suck at cleaning ear canals. All they do is push the damn ear wax further up inside, worsening my already bad tendency to get impacted wax in the first place. I can only imagine that people who use q-tips to clean have these cavernous canals that make family guy's ear-sex joke actually possible.

It's why I use those meant-for-glasses tiny screwdrivers.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

I have a big head and have never understood this impacted wax you normies are always complaining about, so this Cavernous Canal Hypothesis actually makes a lot of sense to me.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My grandpa would just use the temples/end parts of his glasses to clean his ears...

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So did mine! It's a worldwide old people thing

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 4 days ago

Or your grandpa had a secret other family.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

They're actually shaped like the things you're supposed to use instead of Q-tips

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

This statement is upsetting.

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

Grampa tore his ear drum by using a metal screw...

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried hydrogen peroxide?

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's much, much quicker, simpler, and easier to reach into the ear canal and gently scrape out the wax. The few times I used any fluid, it was a tiresome affair, and it never really got out all of the wax that could start to build. You would have to do it every other day to prevent real buildup, and that would be a gigantic pain.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I don't disagree regarding regular use being a pain. I used 3 q-tips after every shower (one per ear for the various crevasses, then the opposite ends of a shared one to - as you say - scoop from the main canal). For at least two reasons I wouldn't want to use peroxide that way every day.

However, twice in my life I've gotten my ears clogged to the point that q-tips just made it worse. In both of those cases, peroxide worked miracles.

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The peroxide didn't work for me once the wax became impacted. Maybe if I had repeated it several times in the course of a day, but it was easier to just repeat the trip to the doctor to have them get it out. Losing your hearing absolutely sucks, and I didn't want to delay getting it back.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For me, the impaction was only mitigated after leaving the peroxide in for an extended period.

I did have a pool-related impaction one other time before I started using q-tips regularly. I went to the doctor for that and they pushed it out using some kind of manual water pump. It worked and the obstruction came out of my ear, but until that happened it felt like earwax (and water) were going to come out of my nose. I don't know if that's normal, but it was unpleasant.

One last mostly unrelated (and entirely unprompted) aside: my first encounter (that I remember, at least) with q-tips was right when I was a boy approaching puberty. My mother cleaned my ears with wet q-tips and I complained of the unpleasant feeling. She told me "if you don't keep your ears clean, no girl will ever stick her tongue down your ear!" At the time it sounded nice just to have any contact with a girl, but now that I'm an adult I have to avoid wondering about that sentence that my mother said to me.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I had a girlfriend when I was 16 that started licking my ear then tongued my ear hole while I was on the phone with my mom lying about where I was.

I'm 41 now and no one has ever done that again. It was unique.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have licked an ear in an intimate situation. It wasn't too uncomfortable for me, and it was something they enjoyed the sensation of.

Tongue-ing the ear hole though??? That's fuckin evil.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Only time she ever did it. Punk yeenage rebellion top notch.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When I was in my early twenties, a girl I had a crush on but who was dating my friend came up behind me and scritched my head. I'm married to a different woman now and have a kid, but I still wonder about that interaction. I can relate.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like affectionate ruffling of hair to me. Nothing too uncommon?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

No other woman has ever done that to me unless I was already in a relationship with them. I don't mind a casual hair ruffling, but if that's what it was it's still surprising to me.