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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For me, the impaction was only mitigated after leaving the peroxide in for an extended period.

I did have a pool-related impaction one other time before I started using q-tips regularly. I went to the doctor for that and they pushed it out using some kind of manual water pump. It worked and the obstruction came out of my ear, but until that happened it felt like earwax (and water) were going to come out of my nose. I don't know if that's normal, but it was unpleasant.

One last mostly unrelated (and entirely unprompted) aside: my first encounter (that I remember, at least) with q-tips was right when I was a boy approaching puberty. My mother cleaned my ears with wet q-tips and I complained of the unpleasant feeling. She told me "if you don't keep your ears clean, no girl will ever stick her tongue down your ear!" At the time it sounded nice just to have any contact with a girl, but now that I'm an adult I have to avoid wondering about that sentence that my mother said to me.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I had a girlfriend when I was 16 that started licking my ear then tongued my ear hole while I was on the phone with my mom lying about where I was.

I'm 41 now and no one has ever done that again. It was unique.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have licked an ear in an intimate situation. It wasn't too uncomfortable for me, and it was something they enjoyed the sensation of.

Tongue-ing the ear hole though??? That's fuckin evil.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Only time she ever did it. Punk yeenage rebellion top notch.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When I was in my early twenties, a girl I had a crush on but who was dating my friend came up behind me and scritched my head. I'm married to a different woman now and have a kid, but I still wonder about that interaction. I can relate.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like affectionate ruffling of hair to me. Nothing too uncommon?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

No other woman has ever done that to me unless I was already in a relationship with them. I don't mind a casual hair ruffling, but if that's what it was it's still surprising to me.