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"Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?"
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.
(this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)
Imagine answering the plastic surgery question with "The left side? Did you get burnt badly or something? It looks kind of wonky."