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[โ€“] bamfic@lemmy.world 140 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment "Hey, you can suck your own dick!" and flexible kid immediately yelled "SHUT UP!". Which told us all he'd done it.

[โ€“] SaharaMaleikuhm 13 points 1 month ago

I'm not jealous. You are!

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