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I'm a cishet man. Only one gay man has ever hit on me and it disappoints me. Like what's wrong with me, guys? Don't you want this body?
Ooh baby sexy slimy squid bod
You know you want me.
If you want my squidbod
And you think I'm slimy
I'm a straight dude, and I would be Don Juan if as many women found me attractive as gay dudes have.
Now I really wanna see a picture!
I've only been hit on once by gay men and it was a case of mistaken identity. It was at a halloween party in 2004 and I was dressed as an Abu Ghraib detainee from Iraq, mostly naked wearing just a black hood, a dog collar and leash around my neck, and skin colored underwear with a stuffed dog attached as if it was biting my crotch. Nobody really got the costume - they just assumed it was some sort of fetish thing.
I was literally in a gay bar the only time I was hit on. My friend was the bartender and I'd hang out there with him sometimes. So for all I know, the guy hitting on me was just very desperate.
I sure wasn't hit on any of the other times I was in there.
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