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Anon has a plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I'm sure that's relevant here somehow.

[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thats why polar bears have white coats

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.

[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

They're actually clear coats with hollow fur, which means they always have a way to consume said cocaine. They've basically evolved to be addicts.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I saw that documentary! That is boundary pushing science