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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And Beats (by Dre) can also turn your piss red, that is cause for concern

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I actually love this comment and this style of humor and wanted you to know that I'm absolutely chuffed.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I believe he was saying he loved her too. Red is the color of passion after all

Rightly chuffed, Cheers!