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Anon shares his dating preferences (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I too, would be upset if my hypothetical partner had more kills than me. Excuse me, I'm the killing machine here. I'm the one who's body is designed to rip and tear and glide through the air! You're making me look lazy.

How dare u!

(I will almost always take the chance to make fun of the act of using "headcount" or "bodycount" to refer to the number of sexual partners someone has had.)

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also always use the term a little tongue in cheek

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

tongue in cheek

Giggity